Latex Allergy & Condoms: Are You Allergic to Safe Sex? Let’s set the scene: You’re mid-action, feeling good, about to have a great time… and suddenly, things feel off. Your junk is itching, burning, or just generally not having the fun it signed up for. Maybe it happens every time you use a condom, maybe […]
The Canadian postal workers strike is effective November 29, 2024 and has been resolved. Oh Canada, Why Have You Forsaken Us?A Sarcastic Love Letter from Condom Depot’s Totally Not Frustrated Owner Well, folks, it’s happened. Canada, our friendly neighbor to the north, has gone full-on strike mode with their postal workers. I’d like to say […]
The Ultimate Guide to Erection Rings: Getting the Most Out of Your New Favorite Toy Ever wondered about the secret to harder, longer-lasting erections? Meet the erection ring—your bedroom’s new best friend. There are two main types: vibrating and non-vibrating. Both serve to restrict blood flow to the penis, keeping it harder for longer and […]
Benzocaine and Lidocaine in Delay Condoms: Are They Safe? If you’ve ever wondered how numbing agents used by your dentist found their way into the world of sex, you’re not alone! Lidocaine and benzocaine—those familiar little tingling agents—have made a surprising appearance in the bedroom as the key ingredients in some delay condoms. Yes, that’s […]
In a world filled with advanced forms of contraception and growing reliance on medical technologies, it’s easy to wonder: Are condoms outdated? The simple answer is no. In fact, condoms remain one of the most versatile, accessible, and effective ways to practice safe sex. Whether you’re in a committed, monogamous relationship, living the bachelor life, […]
WE HAVE REOPENED 10/12/2024 Why Our Clearwater Warehouse and Offices Are Closed: A Hilarious Take on Safety First! Hello, loyal customers and curious readers! We know you might be wondering why our beloved warehouse and offices here in sunny Clearwater, Florida, are closed today and tomorrow. While we’d love to throw a euphemism your way […]
Hey there! If you’ve ever wondered what’s going on in your body when you hit that peak of ecstasy, you’re not alone. As someone who’s spent her fair share of time exploring the wonders of sexual pleasure, I can tell you there’s a lot more to an orgasm than just fireworks and toe-curling bliss. Let’s […]
Welcome to our collection of daring and playful Valentine’s Day cards designed especially for the modern man! We’ve thrown out the rulebook and embraced a bold approach to romance with our latest creations. From cheeky euphemisms to outright naughty innuendos, these cards are guaranteed to make a statement and leave a lasting impression. Whether you’re […]
Modern medicine and social media have made it possible for the elderly to easily hook-up these days. Especially with erectile dysfunction medicine readily available, the old folks are bumpin’ uglies on the reg. And they are also increasing their STD infection rate. Erectile dysfunction (ED) does not hinder most people’s sexual activity, as it is something […]
Looking at our Trojan Lingo handbook, we can see that a Trojan Magnum Ecstasy means that this condom will have a larger, tapered girth, be made of latex, and have a bulbed head. However, the taper on this condom isn’t really there, no doubt due to the bulbed head. It looks almost just like a regular Trojan Her Pleasure […]