If my mother and a sizzling stack of hickory smoked thick cut bacon strips were hanging off the edge of a cliff, I’d make amends with my wonderful mother and save the bacon.

So when we at Condom Depot came across J&D's Foods bacon flavored condom, I was kind of excited...in a weird way.  Not that I would try it or anything (I totally would.)

From J&D's press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon.

So there it is, you can make your porker taste like pork the next time you want to make the bed sizzle and pop (literally all the breakfast/bacon puns I can make,) but be prepared to be put on a waiting list as the product is currently sold out on J&D’s website. We have a correspondence out to J&D to see if these bacon condoms and bacon lube are vegan-friendly for our vegan brothers and sisters out there, but they haven’t responded since this article’s posting.

Update:  J&D food never replied after multiple contact attempts.  It's safe to assume these condoms are NOT vegan friendly.

2023 Update:  It appears JDs didn't make it big from their bacon flavored condoms and bacon flavored lube as their website is no longer functional. I hope you're not too salty (I literally am unable to stop with the puns) about this update. Fear not! Condom Depot still has flavored condoms and flavored lube. Maybe one day, we will have more protein flavored condoms.