Residents from North Dakota, USA and Edmonton, Canada were shocked to discover that members of their community infiltrated the Vancouver Gay Pride parade earlier this month, under the ruse of supporting gays, when in actuality they are a part of a conservative evangelical Christian group who are adamantly anti-gay.

Holding a banner stating, “Calgary Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,” and sporting shirts boasting “The Spaghetti Monster is Gay,” these anti-gay activists went so far as to dye their hair bright pink, walk in the parade and pose for pictures by local media-- all in an attempt to sway people away from being gay.

Pastafarianism, is a very real the anti-creationist movement which worships this spaghetti monster as a parody for sake of argument against extreme Christian movements in North America. It originated as a response to creation-only teaching legislature in Kansas circa 2005, and has since taken off to help other school districts maintain their current evolution-based science class curriculums. The real members are in no way connected to this offensive anti-gay group at the Vancouver parade.

The irony lies not with the immoral nature of the deceit by this church group, but with the method in which this group chose to attack the Pride parade from within it’s own supposedly safe infrastructure. It was like a second coming of the Trojan horse-- the Trojan condom horse, that is. Church and Dwight kindly donated 2,500 condoms to this church to hand out at the parade as a means of promoting safer sex to attendees.

But, instead of advocating for safer sex, this misleading group altered the condoms into what they deem as being Gospel Condoms, which contained a Bible verse laden scroll of paper inside instead of the usual latex condom. Trojan has not commented on this waste of their money, trust and product, but one can only assume they are not happy to have been duped by this fanatical group of impostors.

A copy of the offensive and ridiculous document, which was enclosed in the Trojan condom wrappers which claims people can become unhomosexual by will, can be found here. The phone number is a fake, but their website is very real, and is the gathering place of the Free North America online community, which seems to support this elaborate infiltration and hate-filled propaganda by their members who were claiming to be a part of the Pastafarian movement.

The most insane part of the plot by the Free North America community is not the considerable cost and effort they put into this hoax/illusion, but the fact that their Gospel Condom took away the chance for people of any sexuality to have safer sex. Meanwhile, the main selling point of the Gospel Condom was that gays with STDs are not a proud people, and should not be celebrating Gay Pride. Obviously, if you stopped preaching and started handing out the thousands of free condoms Trojan generously donated to you, way more people would be protected against STDs than exposed to them. Way to protect your fellow man with the ol' switcheroo, frauds-- I hope you're proud of yourselves.